21st century love

Gregg: We were in a relationship.
Me: Excuse me?
Gregg: Yes, it was a mutual decision.
Me: So, you were in a relationship with a woman you had never met?
Gregg: Well, yes. But it wasn't as straightforward as that.
Me: OK.
Gregg: We spoke on the phone several times a day. And we were planning to meet.
Me: I see.
Gregg: But then I noticed that she began hanging around one of the guild masters a lot.
Me: Sorry?
Gregg: Yes, when we were playing she seemed to gravitate towards him.
Me: OK.
Gregg: Yes, and then she told me that we were over.
Me: So she left you for the guild master?
Gregg: Yes, she did.
Me: That must have been quite the blow.
Gregg: It was.
Me: Considering you were in a relationship.
Gregg: Yes.
Me: Perhaps good that you never met.